That’s how I feel lately. I see the stats, I know you’re out there. Who are you and don’t you have anything to say? There has been a dismal response from you guys lately. Comment, go ahead, I dare ya! You don’t need to be witty, you don’t have to be intelligent, and this is the net, you don’t even need to be beautiful. Didn’t you see the cats??? C’mon! Don’t be so selfish, give me a piece of your mind, just a piece. Puurrrrty peeeze (that’s a little cat humor for ya). See those keys, there for typin’, two finger huntin’ and peckin’ is acceptable. What’s your favorite color, blue? I guessed it, didn’t I. Have a request? My Freebird mp3 is scratched so don’t ask. Should I just hang up the dots? Unless I get 347 comments I’m not bloggin anymore . OK haters and Red Staters, I’ve posed you a little dilemma: If you comment about me hangin’it up will I count it toward the 347? You’re just gonna have to walk that fine line on you own and no looking to the RNC for your talking point on this one. So there. I’ve posed, perused, prowled and pricked up your ears. I will now finish this half gallon bottle of Gekkeikan saki. (If the Wine Chicks would send me sumthin’ good I wouldn’t have to drink this crap)………..
tiny
Oct 28
October 29th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
Yes. We’re out here. And we’re watching you …
October 29th, 2005 at 11:11 pm
oh tiny - the purrrrty peez won me over.
Ok - hang it all up. put it to bed.
what’s the use when no one appreciates the cat pics, your rants, or even the recent video you posted by audioslave. All genuis to me but since we’ve had sex maybe I’m partial.
October 29th, 2005 at 11:27 pm
Do I know you?
October 30th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Sorry I haven’t been around alot lately. Wife has been sick and I have been pre-occupied with her health. Have stopped in off and on, just haven’t commented. But then, you stop at my blog and never ever leave a comment, of course if you had read some of my posts and the comments with them you would have known that my wife has cancer and I spent much of my time focusing on her.
If you really want people to comment on what you’ve posted, why don’t you try doing the same. That’s one simple way to develope a verbal internet relationship. You should try it sometime, it works.
October 30th, 2005 at 2:11 pm
Touche´ G’pa.
I’ll try that. Best to your wife.
t
October 30th, 2005 at 6:22 pm
That’s great, pal.
Lookin’ foward to hearin’ from ya.
Peace, brother.
October 30th, 2005 at 11:43 pm
I’m curious. Why 347?
October 30th, 2005 at 11:50 pm
and great photo of magee! and funny, Sonny and Wanda look the same through your camera as they do through Jack Daniels.
October 30th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
Just the way I remember them. I’m gonna go. Now does this count as 3 comments? or just one?
October 31st, 2005 at 12:58 pm
Ernst- Yeah, using that Jack Daniels lens filter does wonders. Why 347? Just a random saki enduced #. Just so happens that your three posts only count as one but seeing that this is your first time posting you get 340 bonus points, conveniently that brings me much closer to my goal.
t
October 31st, 2005 at 3:25 pm
Tiny,
Glad to see ya stop by and drop a comment.
Hang in there, pal. I know droughts suck big-time, but keep hangin’ in there.
Later.
October 31st, 2005 at 5:26 pm
Don’t Do It MAN! take your finger off the delete key… slowly now… that’s it… no one wants to see the blog go bye byes… you’ve been a huge source of inspiration to this culturally depraved undergrad, even got me to start spending time on my own blog of sorts, keep inspiring and I’ll begin replying, more often that is(like a good reader should)… I’ll start posting on the past entries that got me too…
October 31st, 2005 at 6:40 pm
Cut it out with the pity party or else I will leave you 347 inane comments. It is your burden to bear to keep us entertained/informed/in proverbial stitches, so drink some more saki and then grope around for that keypad and keep writing. That’s it. Good. Isn’t that better?
October 31st, 2005 at 6:41 pm
And my favorite color is red.
October 31st, 2005 at 7:58 pm
J - Inspiration is the key to the vault which holds the key to inspiration. A little circular logic will get you through any undergrad program.
R - It’s more of a pity soire’, you can tell by the raised pinky. And it’s blue, no red, blue, aaahhhhhh. (What is the wind speed of a fully laden sparrow?)…
t
November 1st, 2005 at 11:45 am
Tried the shochu? Or the Poit Dhubh?
Fraternal greetings from Scotland. Keep up the good stuff.
November 1st, 2005 at 11:59 am
G- Thanks for the tips 1820.
The shochu sounds interesting, especially ones distilled from sweet potatoes.
I’ll leave the Black Pot to you Scots. I’m much at home with my Rip Van.
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November 7th, 2005 at 1:06 am
Take 2 loritabs with your saki. That’s 2; just 2; then hide the rest from yourself. ‘Cause it’s real easy to lose count [I'd say ask Abbie Hoffman but we can't].
Puts me in mind of a few days many years ago: had a whole bottle of Nembutals and a half-gallon of Ballantine’s. I did not hide the bottle–the pills–from myself. Had been suffering from writer’s block. Decided I could write again. The challenge became: getting into that chair in front of the typer. Some Evil Prankster had sawed one of the legs off. It was great fun–I can’t tell you how hilarious–to try and stay in that bucking tripod of a chair for the required 8 seconds.
More advice: should your tummy get upset–Get Off Your Back But Do Not Go Near Any Bodies of Water [including the toilet--ask Lupe Velez...oops. We can't.]
Your Blog was one of the first I found that gave me some badly-needed Hope[I know, I know: Hope Is Fear of the Present, ok...]and I still enjoy it’s eclecticism[you introduced me to Hoogerbrugge! HA! for that alone:XXXXOO!]
November 7th, 2005 at 1:04 pm
Dr.- So you’re saying take two and call you in the morning? Hopefully the Wine Chicks have some of those too.
Ahhhh, Hoogerbrugge.
t