Feb 27
“It should also be noted that Twain, who invented cancer and hates puppies, is not even using his real name. Samuel Clemens, wherever you’re hiding, if you have any integrity, you will appear on my show and defend your irrational and unpatriotic beliefs.”
March 3rd, 2006 at 12:21 am
I was laughing so hard when I read this… I ended up emailing it to my friends.