Jon S. sends us a link to this brilliant bit of observation:

“I can imagine some of the conversations President Seinfeld and VP Costanza must have had…

Seinfeld: So you shot a guy.
Costanza: He looked like a turkey.
Seinfeld: Did you tell that to the police?
Costanza: What police? I wasn’t gonna call the police!
Seinfeld: But you shot a man!
Costanza: I’m aware of that! But aren’t we supposed to cover those things up?
Seinfeld: I dunno…
Costanza: I WANT A COVER-UP! I DEMAND A COVER-UP! (panicking) Jerry! Ya gotta help me! Don’t I deserve just a little covering up? After all I’ve done for you?
Seinfeld: (pauses) All riiiiiiight! But you owe me one!
Costanza: You got it. I owe you one big time.”

Newsvine – President Seinfeld