Mar 28
The Defense hereby begins by submitting, on the part of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large, a motion to suppress the apple as evidence in the case against the aforementioned parties, on the grounds that God’s request for Adam and Eve to refrain from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil constituted extortion, given His placement of a serpent in the Garden of Eden, a serpent that He, omniscient and omnipotent by His own avowal, must have known would proceed to tempt Eve, leading, inevitably, to the consumption of the forbidden fruit in question….
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: On Behalf of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large.
Mar 28
The Great Nation Of The United States has a “birth defect”.
How can we have our President advised by such an Un-American idealogue?
UPDATE: CORRECTION: It was Condoleezza Rice that said that. Not Pastor Wright.
Rice hits U.S. ‘birth defect’ - - The Washington Times, America’s Newspaper
Mar 27
That’s who Bushco pays as the main supplier of munitions to Afghanistan’s army and police forces.
Just more competent allocation of your tax dollars in the fight against…
TERROR!
boo.
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Mar 25
The Surge is officially an escalation.
St. Petraeus says it’s so.
Way back in 2006 a newly elected majority of Dems were supposed to “Bring’em Home”. Somehow, we “Sent’em There”.
Bush Given Iraq War Plan With a Steady Troop Level – New York Times
Mar 21
After years of being remarkably wrong,… Andy has a moment of clarity.
“But my biggest misreading was not about competence. Wars are often marked by incompetence. It was a fatal misjudgment of Bush’s sense of morality.
I had no idea he was so complacent – even glib – about the evil that men with good intentions can enable. I truly did not believe that Bush would use 9/11 to tear up the Geneva Conventions. When I first heard of abuses at Gitmo, I dismissed them as enemy propaganda. I certainly never believed that a conservative would embrace torture as the central thrust of an anti-terror strategy, and lie about it, and scapegoat underlings for it, and give us the indelible stain of Bagram and Camp Cropper and Abu Ghraib and all the other secret torture and interrogation sites that he created and oversaw. I certainly never believed that a war I supported for the sake of freedom would actually use as its central weapon the deepest antithesis of freedom – the destruction of human autonomy and dignity and will that is torture. To distort this by shredding the English language, by engaging in newspeak that I had long associated with totalitarian regimes, was a further insult. And for me, an epiphany about what American conservatism had come to mean….”
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