Jul 02

You say to yourself, seriously the place must be run by a bunch of thirteen year olds. But you don’t really believe seriously that the place must be run by a bunch of thirteen year olds. Then you say, no, seriously the place must be run by a bunch of thirteen year olds. But then you realize it’s not actually a statement that you could be serious about, that seriously the place must be run by a bunch of thirteen year olds. But then, you say to yourself, my G-d, seriously the place must be run by a bunch of thirteen year olds. Then, with all your might, you can’t resist the sanity of logic that fortunately rules your sentient being which clearly defines the fact that it’s not serious that seriously the place must be run by a bunch of thirteen year olds.
Then it dawns on you like a bolt,…
they’re twelve.

Media Matters – Fox News airs altered photos of NY Times reporters

update: Thanks to Mike for posting this at Crooks and Liars

7 Responses to “Thirteen?”

  1. MarkC Says:

    hehe, 13 was my first guess, too:

    They distorted those photos less than they distort the news. Still, hard to imagine that someone older than 13 did that.
    Quote This Comment July 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 PM – PDT

  2. SadButTrue Says:

    C’mon Mark, did you even read the post? They’re TWELVE! </eleven>

  3. Mariella Says:

    Their art department must be filled with 12-year-olds too. I’m submitting their Photoshop hack jobs to PhotoshopDisasters right now.

  4. Jeff Says:

    Give Doocy and Killmeade some credit….at least they didn’t black out his front teeth, draw a scar on his cheek, give him a pirate eye patch and a pair of devil’s horns and put a cartoon balloon over his head scribbled with “My Butt Stinks”…..restraint on that level at least counts as the maturity level of a twelve and a half year old!!!!

  5. TC Says:

    No, I teach thirteen-year olds and they have the excuse of, YOU KNOW, BEING THIRTEEN. These people are supposedly intelligent, grown-ups. You get to be stupid when you’re 13. In fact, if you’re not, I’m a little worried. But people with influence and pull should be a little (a lot) more responsible. No wonder we’re going to hell in a handbasket.

  6. North of 49 Says:

    Fox News spokeschild: “Ours go to eleven.”

  7. tiny... Says:

    Wow, comments, a strange and mythical thing around here. Thanks for stoppin by, please bookmark/favorites the site, and please tell a few friends.

    “11″
    on the floor LOL

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