yeah I know it’s Thursday, the internets don’t work on a holiday.

“Do you see a lion waiting at the bottom of a water-park slide? Do not use the slide.

Even in the convivial atmosphere of a sophisticated international vacation destination, do not try to speak “lion.” Roars and grumbles are part of a complicated tonal language, and your efforts may result in unintended insults.”

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Summer Safety Tips: How to Avoid a Lion Attack by Kate Hahn.