Careful not to be sick. Poor John McCain couldn’t possibly keep up with the task of being a Presidential candidate. His horrible minions are surely shielding him from everything that’s going on his, y’know, campaign. Besides, if he knew what was going on in his own campaign it would offend every fiber of his moral being, and he would surely not stand for any of that unpatriomaverickyness.

My G-d, if McCain were in the room I think a spontaneous group blowjob would erupt.

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