In Tampa, we’ve refined crazy down it’s purest form.

This is the famous Tampa crazy. We know of no crazy produced by any other city which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Palmwood Aging produces a racism, a complete lack of education, and a drinkability you will find in no other town in any state. Brewed by our original all natural lunacy using the choicest moonshine, ignorance and best wackified malt.

Oh, and one block from my office.

Protesters in Ybor City drown out health care summit on Obama’s proposal – St. Petersburg Times

in case I missed the mark.