Feb 17
In order to form an opinion on global warming trends over the past century I will base my decisions on how far I can see out my window over the course of a few weeks. I will then scream from the rooftops - without shame or embarrassment - my highly principled conclusion.
Republicans are truly stupid people.
Oh, I will threaten revolution to save my children and their children from having to deal with a potential fiscal deficit, but potential global climactic calamity, I have no concern and will let them fend for themselves.

