Jan 03
Oct 15
Any thoughts? »
Any thoughts? »
Apr 15
“One of many instances where the principles of feng shui, meth making, and common sense collide.”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Meth-Lab Feng Shui by Colin Nissan
Feb 27
Feb 19
Although I can’t quite pin down the exact context of the conversation, I do know Seuss’, “will you eat them in a box? Will you eat them with a fox”, and, Luke’s (13:31-33), “Pharicees warn; Go tell the Fox”, were of great significance and in need of being sourced:
Actually, just thought it could be of use to Suzie Q.
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Oct 30
Any thoughts? »
Jul 03
yeah I know it’s Thursday, the internets don’t work on a holiday.
“Do you see a lion waiting at the bottom of a water-park slide? Do not use the slide.
Even in the convivial atmosphere of a sophisticated international vacation destination, do not try to speak “lion.” Roars and grumbles are part of a complicated tonal language, and your efforts may result in unintended insults.”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Summer Safety Tips: How to Avoid a Lion Attack by Kate Hahn.
Apr 09
Saw this performed in a small off Broadway theatre many years ago doubled with Vaclav Havel’s “Audience”.
Apr 09
by Nick Ripatrazone
“…made sure that nobody, not even the cleaning staff, was allowed to enter the room until the noxious stench had dissipated. Well, almost nobody…”
Mar 28
The Defense hereby begins by submitting, on the part of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large, a motion to suppress the apple as evidence in the case against the aforementioned parties, on the grounds that God’s request for Adam and Eve to refrain from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil constituted extortion, given His placement of a serpent in the Garden of Eden, a serpent that He, omniscient and omnipotent by His own avowal, must have known would proceed to tempt Eve, leading, inevitably, to the consumption of the forbidden fruit in question….
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: On Behalf of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large.
Mar 20
“Roy Williams is soft. His hands look manicured. They have never pulled tobacco from the dirt. He has never gutted a fish fresh from the sea. Soldiers shoot soft men in the back rather than follow them into battle. Williams should look out. He should watch his back. But junior forward Tyler Hansbrough is a 2-ton bull in baby-blue shorts. When he broke his nose last year, he saw red. He charged. His horns went down and gored opposing players. I would fight with this man. I would die for him. If a bullet met him, I would cradle his head till he left this earth…”
