“You’re illegal, Zebra. You’re illegal. Shut the fuck up. I mean, do you want ‘Hanoi’ Hippo to win this thing? If he gets in, the vampire bats win.”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression. BY ANDREW GOLDEN
Laugh, will you.
It’s that season again.
King challenged the decision, noting, “But what about your reputation for loving, unconditional forgiveness?”
“Truth be told, that’s been a bit overplayed in the New Testament. All that old school smotin’ and smitin’ just tossed right out the window. I’m no sadist, Larry. That stuff was supposed to be instructive. I never intended my son to be a landfill for your sins. The Bush crowd and its disciples have been using this as a get-out-of-jail-free card for far too long.
MediaBloodhound: The Wounded-Courier: God Visits Larry King, Revokes Charter Blessing America
#2)…On the 10-yard line, with time left for one more play and the score 27-24, Mohammed Ali Hammadi lines up to take the kick and send the game into overtime. As you dive to block the kick, you realize quarterback Ibrahim Salih Mohammed al-Yacoub has snatched up the ball and is running toward the end zone unchallenged. During his victory dance, al-Yacoub releases a deadly airborne virus.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Other Ways the Terrorists Win. BY JUSTIN PAUL VILLEGAS
Richard Burton reads Dylan Thomas…
…and a rabbit or somthin’.
“This beautiful spot for VW features Richard Burton’s brooding delivery of Dylan Thomas’ Under Milk Wood. Agency is DDB, London. Directed Noam Murro.”
“Our country is sharply divided over a war that is being waged in a distant land. My views on this war are clear: it is happening, it is happening in Iraq, and it will continue to happen until it stops. Some people believe we should withdraw all the troops now. Some people believe we should stay and fight until we’ve established a stable nation. Some people believe we should gradually hand over control to the Iraqi government. I feel blessed to live in a country with so many beliefs.”
Billy Collins, former US Poet Laureate and one of America’s best-selling poets, reads his poem “The Best Cigarette” with animation by David Vaio of FAD.
BY ANDREW BRIDGMAN
“I was sent to retrieve the original plans for the cotton gin for some Smithsonian event, but I accidentally opened this crate that had this weird chest in it…”
About two years ago this post Stripper, Clown & Krump - DAVID * LACHAPELLE - RIZE, spurred quite a spirited debate. I just thought it was interesting.
Anyway, I wonder if this could be responsible for all the commotion.
